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Pick Your Fate

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

To punish me for my contempt of authority, fate has made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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