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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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