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Pirate Ship Bedroom

Walking the gangplank at home

Pirate Ship Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

See what you can sea in your dreams

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The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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