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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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