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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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