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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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