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Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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