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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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