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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Unknown

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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