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Power is ego. - Red Auerbach

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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