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Questionable Building

Architect balances aesthetic appeal with practical considerations

Questionable Building thanks to Ken Ward

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

I'd rather live with a good question than a bad answer. - Aryeh Frimer

always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question - e e cummings

It is not enough to be busy. The question is what are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein

Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?" - Richard Carlson

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. - George W. Bush

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is "Yes." - Leonard Bernstein

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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