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Questionable Building thanks to Ken Ward

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question - e e cummings

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Ask yourself this question: "Will this matter a year from now?" - Richard Carlson

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The most basic question is not what is best, but who shall decide what is best. - Thomas Sowell

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it. - George W. Bush

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. - Albert Camus

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

There is no question of going anywhere, arriving anywhere, or doing anything; you are there already. - Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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