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Reactor Snowman

The guys at the local research reactor have an interesting sense of humour

Reactor Snowman thanks to Keith Blake

Abnormal snowmen show up at the Pickering Nuclear Generating Station

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly


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