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Reading Talent

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Reading Talent thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive. - Albert Einstein

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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Coffee Spoon

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Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator

The Joe-kster Working Out

Flipper Soccer

Superior Church

Redneck Auto Mechanic

Playground Drivers