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Reading Talent thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin


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