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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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