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When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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