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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

Forget positive thinking, try positive action

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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