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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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