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The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

Forget positive thinking, try positive action

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

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Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

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