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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

Forget positive thinking, try positive action

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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