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Realism

The Power of Positive Thinking and Attitude

Realism thanks to Mike King

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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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