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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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