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Redneck Power Windows

Bubba's portable window workmate

Redneck Power Windows thanks to Mike King

Trying to find the cheapest local auto body repair shop

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How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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