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Redneck Spaghetti

Bubba's back-up plan for Spaghetti and Meatballs

Redneck Spaghetti thanks to Roy Taylor

Stringing you along with new-tritious Spaghetti and Wiener recipes

Redneck Spaghetti thanks to Roy Taylor

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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. - Sophia Loren

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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