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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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