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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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