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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Edith, at my age I don't need roughage - I need smoothage. - Archie Bunker

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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