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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age begins with the first mortgage and ends when you drop dead. - Herb Caen

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists and calculators has succeeded. - Edmund Burke

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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