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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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