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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

But the thought of being a lunatic did not greatly trouble him; the horror was that he might also be wrong. - George Orwell

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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