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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Our achievements today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. - Blaise Pascal

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Ugarte: "You despise me, don't you?"
Rick Blaine: "If I gave you any thought I probably would." - Rick Blaine

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

The task is not so much to see what no one has yet seen; but to think what nobody has yet thought about that which everybody sees. - Erwin Schrodinger

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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