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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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