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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. - Laurence J Peter

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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