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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Indignation is a submission of our thoughts, but not of our desires. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Our achievements today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. - Blaise Pascal

I have always thought that foreign-policy idealism has to be tempered with realism. - William Hague

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift


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