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Referee Thoughts

What goes on in a referee's mind during the game?

Referee Thoughts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You can control the game but not the fans

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

It matters not what you are thought to be, but what you are. - Publilius Syrus

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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