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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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