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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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