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Risky Graffiti

Some graffiti artists also take up bungee jumping

Risky Graffiti thanks to Leanne Ovenell

Would you do anything to make a name for yourself?

Funny why no one from the Graffiti Removal company returned our calls...

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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