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Road Totals

A road rage driver's running tally

Road Totals thanks to Keith Blake

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The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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