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Road Totals

A road rage driver's running tally

Road Totals thanks to Keith Blake

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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