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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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