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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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