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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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