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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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