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Room For Two

Clearing out the toys to make way for a good friend

Room For Two thanks to Mike King

The cat's in the bag

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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