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Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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