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Ruined Day

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I used to be a People Person but people ruined that for me. - Unknown

More people are ruined by victory, I imagine, than be defeat. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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