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If I decide to run. - Donald Trump

In the long run we are all dead. - John Maynard Keynes

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Put more in than you take out, and it will never run dry. - Joe Segal

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used exclusively for the benefit of the people, to whom they belong. - Fidel Castro

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton


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