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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve. - William Tecumseh Sherman

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Because if I don't know my lines, I really don't know what I'm doing. - Christopher Walken

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in sixty-four seconds, and the one before in sixty-two. - David Coleman

The revenues of Cuban state-run companies are used exclusively for the benefit of the people, to whom they belong. - Fidel Castro

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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