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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

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