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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump


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