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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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