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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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