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Don't fall asleep during class

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Getting wrapped up in homework

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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