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School Nap

Don't fall asleep during class

School Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Getting wrapped up in homework

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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