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How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back. - Robin Williams

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

Today, it is not only that our kings do not know mathematics, but our philosophers do not know mathematics and – to go further – our mathematicians do not know mathematics. - J. Robert Oppenheimer

There are all sorts of things embodied in the Lego brick - geometry and mathematics and truth and proportion and shape and colour. It is a faintly spiritual activity that everybody connects with. - James May

I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe - because, like Spinoza's God, it won't love us in return. - Bertrand Russell


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