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How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning.
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genius a better discerning. - Oliver Goldsmith

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Today, it is not only that our kings do not know mathematics, but our philosophers do not know mathematics and – to go further – our mathematicians do not know mathematics. - J. Robert Oppenheimer

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false. - Thomas Aquinas


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