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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Today, it is not only that our kings do not know mathematics, but our philosophers do not know mathematics and – to go further – our mathematicians do not know mathematics. - J. Robert Oppenheimer

The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false. - Thomas Aquinas


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