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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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