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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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