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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision. - Helen Keller

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare


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