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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. - Joe Clark

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

If one does not dare to enter the tiger's lair, how can one obtain the tiger's cubs? - Unknown

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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