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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many bugs will you eat this year?

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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Holes of the World

Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

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