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Scientific Driving Test

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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