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Scientific Driving Test

Men vs. Women drivers

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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