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Scientific Driving Test

Men vs. Women drivers

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Man is not made for defeat. - Ernest Hemingway

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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