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Scientific Driving Test

Men vs. Women drivers

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre

No man is a hero to his own valet. - Unknown

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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