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Sea Girl

Blending in with the tide

Sea Girl thanks to Keith Blake

Taking a camouflage stroll down the beach

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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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