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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset


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