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The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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