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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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