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Sewing Sculpture

3D Sculptures made of suspended sewing buttons

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sew What? Sewing the seeds of inspiration

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

Sewing Sculpture thanks to Keith Blake

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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