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Shark Tricyle

How cyclists protect themselves in heavy traffic

Shark Tricyle thanks to Keith Blake

It's what's inside the engine that counts

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I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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