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Shark Week Theme Song

Closing out Shark Week with a final catch of the week

Shark Week Theme Song thanks to Brad Kemph

Online sheet music with underwater lyrics

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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