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Shark Week Theme Song

Closing out Shark Week with a final catch of the week

Shark Week Theme Song thanks to Brad Kemph

Online sheet music with underwater lyrics

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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