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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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