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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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