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Wool you be my best friend?

Sheepish Grin thanks to Mike King

How are ewe today?

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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