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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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