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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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