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Wool you be my best friend?

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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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