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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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