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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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