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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker


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