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Skywalking

Extreme sports for hikers and campers

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking in the Alps

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking at Mt. Nimbus, Canada

Combining safety with height fright
'A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.' - Steven Wright

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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