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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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