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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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