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Snow Reservations

Weather that is not welcome on Indian Reservations

Snow Reservations thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Native Indians on snow

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. - Unknown

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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