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Social Media Explained

Social Media Analytics - Unlocking the Power of Baconomics

Social Media Explained thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Where the food chain is in social networking

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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