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Social Media Explained

Social Media Analytics - Unlocking the Power of Baconomics

Social Media Explained thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Where the food chain is in social networking

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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