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Solving World Problems

Are you talking to each other?

Solving World Problems thanks to Roy Taylor

Understanding each other's point of view can lead to better relationships

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much. - John Wayne

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. - Jorge Luis Borges

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I have determined that there is no market for talking pictures. - Thomas Edison

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

People think I'm too patronizing. That means I talk down to people. - Unknown

Talk that does not end in any kind of action is better suppressed altogether. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. - Robert Frost

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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