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Speed Limit Warning

Some neighbourhoods enforce their own speed limit

Speed Limit Warning thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko


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