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Speed Limit Warning

Some neighbourhoods enforce their own speed limit

Speed Limit Warning thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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