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The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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