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Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

The agony of de-feet

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire thanks to Barry McCartney

So close, but yet so far

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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Winners never quit, quitters never win. - Vince Lombardi

In all things that you do, consider the end. - Solon

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

There are many victories worse than a defeat. - George Eliot

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

He has managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. - Abraham Lincoln

In the end we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

The only thing greater than a good loser is a humble winner. - Unknown

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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