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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

If a man does his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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