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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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