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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Orthodoxy is my doxy; heterodoxy is another man's doxy. - William Warburton

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but in what he longs to attain. - Kahlil Gibran

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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