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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

A gentle man and a gentleman. - Jack Dempsey

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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