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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The man ain't got a regleamin' feature. - Archie Bunker

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Every man in the world is better than someone else. And not as good as someone else. - William Saroyan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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