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Suitcase Recycling

Wall of History for a worldwide traveler

Suitcase Recycling thanks to Mike King

Passage of time through wallpaper experience

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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